Paul Merton: Driving Amazing Trains

From the Lakes to Whitby, Paul traverses the north of England in the cabs of steam and diesel trains. He battles leaves on the line in a narrow-gauge steam locomotive and then switches to a steam-powered boat for a cruise on Windermere. After experiencing the luxury of Queen Victoria's private carriage, he heads off to drive a 50-ton wartime steam locomotive and a historic hand-powered railway cart, and rides in the cab of a powerful diesel train to Dracula country.

Paul's nostalgic railway journey continues in Wales, where he takes to the footplate of steam and diesel locomotives to get to a sheep market, then rides an ultra-modern 'signal-less' line to watch majestic ospreys. He is put to work servicing a slate-hauling steam train in the birthplace of Thomas the Tank Engine, before a ride in a small locomotive, like the ones that were used to transport tea in India, to experience the quirky beauty of Portmeirion.

The funnyman rides the rails of eastern Germany, where he finds himself in the cab of an unusual electric coal-transporting train and marvels at the ingenuity of the prisoners of Colditz. From there he takes a 'car on rails' made from a Trabant, dives underground into a silver mine by electric train, drives a huge 19th-century locomotive - his biggest steam train yet - and drives a modern tram in Dresden while taking in the rebuilt city's architecture.