Porters

Simon breaks the hospital's new multi-million-pound surgical robot. Will he manage to fix it before a YouTube star goes under the knife?

To escape his mother's zeal at bedding her new boyfriend, Simon begins secretly sleeping in the Porter's Lodge, and donates his sperm to make some extra money. But when his mum and boyfriend drop by the hospital for infertility treatment, Simon catastrophises and fears he may have inadvertently impregnated her!

Meanwhile Penny, the long-term coma patient Anthony has been regularly reading to receives a state of-the-art new operation and wakes up. Unfortunately, she still thinks she's a child and all of the trashy films and TV Anthony has been watching with her have now become part of her personality. Has he created a monster?

Simon is initially super excited by the annual Hospital Emergency Simulation Incident day where actors are brought in to pretend to be badly injured victims of a major disaster. But when he is accidentally knocked out he wakes up in the middle of a real disaster with real injuries and assumes it's all part of the simulation…with disastrous consequences! Anthony, though, is completely in his element as we learn he did a stint early in his career as an actor. Meanwhile, Frankie goes for a secret job interview. Is she about to leave the hospital?