Next Episode of Abolish Everything! is
Season 2 / Episode 3 and airs on 12 February 2026 12:00
On Abolish Everything!, comedian-abolitionists roast a pet peeve they want banned from society, while a panel of improvisers dubbed "The Political Establishment" argue on behalf of the status quo. The audience chooses their champion each episode, each of whom will come back to compete in the season finale.
Michael Kandel, Carson Olshansky, Graham Techler, and Charu Sinha abolish sports betting, guys who aren't looking for anything serious kissing Carson on the forehead, telling Graham he can't have extremely inexpensive back-to-school supplies from Staples, and corporeal forms. Rebutting them this week as part of The Political Establishment are Rachel Coster, Brielle DeMirjian, Kylie Brakeman, and Andy Vega.
In this double-length season finale, our eight triumphant abolitionists return to each abolish one last thing.
Alison Leiby, Michael Kayne, Johnathan Appel, and Jo Sunday abolish chiropractors, ceviche lies, evolution, and hangs ending.
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