Desus & Mero

CNN's New Year's Eve Live features a weed bus & a drunk Don Lemon. An MMA fighter can't find anyone to fight her. Hari Kondabolu talks "The Problem With Apu."

Trump threatens nuclear war on twitter. DJ Khaled shares his Weight Watchers journey on Instagram. Justin Timberlake goes country. Katie Nolan talks life at ESPN.

Trump & Bannon have a messy breakup. A Japanese comedian dons blackface to play Eddie Murphy. Angie Martinez braves the Bomb Cyclone to return to the show.

Oprah might run for president in 2020. Jake Tapper spars with Stephen Miller. Trump says he's, "like, really smart." Pete Holmes talks season 2 of "Crashing."

Trump tries to remember the national anthem. H&M gets trashed for its racist ad. Mero does a mean Eminem impression. Jason Mitchell talks Eazy-E & "The Chi."

Big Baller Brand makes its Lithuanian debut. An Uber driver politely tells her passengers to STFU. Lena Waithe talks "The Chi" and #Timesup.

A teacher asks students to list some good things about slavery. The NY Times introduces a breathtakingly lame dance style. Jesse Boykins III talks his new album.

Trump calls African countries & Haiti "shitholes." Don Lemon calls Trump a racist. Amar'e Stoudemire talks his Knicks days & life after the NBA.

A social media "star" takes a paternity test on Maury. A woman prepares a turkey dinner in her mouth. Rob Riggle talks flying airplanes and his new movie "12 Strong."

The DHS Secretary tells the Senate she didn't hear shit. A porn star alleges an affair with Trump. A sorority girl doubles down on her racism. CC Sabathia talks Yankees.

The male sex robots are coming. Joy-Ann Reid shuts down a Clinton conspiracy theorist. Luis Guzman talks his life & career.

Eagles fans run wild in Philly after the NFC Championship Game. Megyn Kelly claps back at Jane Fonda. Fetty Wap talks his career and his new mixtape.

A 5th grader shares her grandpa's pot gummies with the class. An Alabama teacher uses the n-word to describe music she hates. Jason Jones talks season 3 of "Detour."

Celebrities, including LeBron James, congratulate LeBron James for scoring 30,000 points. A tarantula risks death to get off. Andre Harrell talks Hip Hop's evolution.

An Alabama town mourns the loss of its beloved Taco Bell. A suspected burglar gives an interview from the back of a cop car. Tee Grizzley recalls how his career took off.

Cardi B. reps the Bronx on the Grammys red carpet. Jay-Z calls Trump a "superbug." A rat showers like a human. Spike Lee talks Knicks, his career & "She's Gotta Have It."

Big Baller Brand goes off in LaVar's coaching debut. Quincy Jones tells GQ all about his 22 girlfriends. Deon Cole reveals why he didn't quit writing for Conan.

Trump delivers his first State of the Union address.

Stephen A. is not having the LeBron/Warriors rumor. Nicole Kidman eats worms. Michael Strahan grills Logan Paul. Victor Cruz talks NFL, sneakers & salsa.

Eagles fans celebrate their Super Bowl win by trashing Philly & eating horseshit. Dodge uses MLK's voice to sell trucks. Karley Sciortino talks sex robots & Slutever.

Trump accuses Democrats of treason. Trump Jr. cries media bias against his dad. Mero gets honored by Congress. Soledad O'Brien talks "Mysteries & Scandals."

Desus & Mero mourn the loss of Kristaps Porzingis. Quincy Jones says he dated Ivanka Trump in a messy interview. Amara La Negra talks "Love & Hip Hop."

Alisyn Camerota roasts a Nazi congressional candidate live on CNN. Sex robots come to China. Whitney Cummings talks eating butt & "The Female Brain."

Boston PD honors a white guy for Black History Month. Dr. Phil tries to convince a woman that she's not married to Tyler Perry. Lewis Black talks getting locked up in NYC.

Peter Rabbit takes heat for making fun of food allergies. Jhene Aiko defends her relationship with Big Sean. DJ. Premier & Royce Da 5'9" talk new PRyhme album.

Desus & Mero breakdown all the Westminster Dog Show highlights. California police ask drivers to get high. Michael B. Jordan talks Black Panther.

DJ Envy relives his infidelity with his wife & the ladies of "The Real." A giant pig eats from a dumpster. Chadwick Boseman talks Black Panther.

Fergie risks it all on the national anthem. Trump supporters get their own dating site. Phoebe Robinson talks "2 Dope Queens" & meeting Oprah.

Trump's mad at his old pal Oprah for her 60 Minutes voter roundtable. The internet thinks Michael B. Jordan & Lupita Nyong'o are dating. Luis Fonsi talks "Despacito."

Brits panic over KFC's chicken shortage. A woman tells the internet all about her loving husband & his small penis. Ali Siddiq talks his new Comedy Central special.

Jesse Williams drops by to watch clips & play Blebrity. Parkland High students grill Marco Rubio on his NRA money. Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand talks life in the Senate.

#Hurtbae couple reunites to make things worse. The governor of Illinois drinks chocolate milk to promote diversity. Nipsey Hussle talks "Victory Lap."

The ladies from The Real discuss Safaree's viral dick pic. Cops chase a naked man on a 4 wheeler in Kansas City. Ari Melber talks his love of rap lyrics.

Monique beefs with Oprah & confronts Charlamagne Tha God for calling her donkey of the day. David Arquette talks his wrestling days & his doc "Survivors Guide to Prison."

Couples get their AR-15s blessed at a church in PA. A Boston cop stops a black man for walking down the street. Mav Carter talks Uninterrupted & partnering with LeBron.

FOX airs OJ's 2006 hypothetical double murder confession. Trump calls Chuck Todd a sleeping son of a bitch. Jimmy O. Yang talks his new book & disappointing his parents.

Trump fires Rex Tillerson on twitter. The Houston Astros visit the White House. Jimmy Fallon recalls talking pickles with Martha Stewart.

Desus & Mero celebrate Steph Curry's 30th birthday. Mero tries to finish a Big Mac in under a minute. Louie Anderson talks career highlights & his new book.

Desus & Mero rain fire and fury on DJ Envy for walking out of their Breakfast Club interview. Ellen KOs Sean Hayes. Jamali Maddix talks season 2 of "Hate Thy Neighbor."

The Game calls Takashi 6ix9ine a fraud on Instagram. Lil Xan takes heat for calling Tupac "boring." Kid Fury talks "The Read" podcast.

Cynthia Nixon announces she's running for Governor of New York. A woman takes her mobility scooter for a ride on the highway. John Boyega talks Pacific Rim Uprising.

Bug spray is the latest drug craze. A granny gives her X-rated opinion on eating pork. Bill Hader talks his new show "Barry" & being gaslighted by Martin Cove.

Trump and Biden trade fighting words. Ben Carson blames his wife for buying a $31,000 table. Jussie Smollett recalls his "Empire" audition & talks about his new music.

Stormy Daniels gives Anderson Cooper all the messy details of her affair with Trump. Killer Mike talks gun rights on NRATV. Michael Imperioli talks career & new book.

Tekashi 6ix9ine talks tough on the Breakfast Club. Tiffany Haddish says a mystery celeb bit Beyonce at a party. Mary H.K. Choi talks sexting & her new book.

Terry Crews talks to Dr. Phil about his porn addiction. The VA Tech women's lacrosse team recite the n-word in rap song. Tom Segura talks his Netflix special & podcast.

The Bronx's very own Desus Nice and The Kid Mero, aka the Bodega Boys, give you their takes on politics, sports, entertainment, and other subjects they don't really know about. The brand is strong!

Trump touts the economy and military at the White House Easter Egg Roll. A new online challenge has kids snorting condoms. John Cena talks Blockers and butt-chugging.

Villanova's MVP has some problematic old tweets in his timeline. Jay-Z reveals his softer side to David Letterman. Nicky Jam gives Desus & Mero a dance lesson.

Safaree tells Angie Martinez all about getting robbed at gunpoint and his dick pic on Power 105. Comedian Rob Haze recalls opening for Chappelle and meeting Kanye.

A contestant knocks himself out on Sri Lanka's Got Talent. Tekashi 6ix9ine beefs with "Cash Me Outside" girl. Jean Grae & Quelle Chris talk new album Everything's Fine.

Cardi B. drops her album, reveals that she's pregnant & has mad respect for FDR. Conor McGregor perp walks in Brooklyn. Matthew Rhys talks final season of Americans.

Trump denies knowing about the Stormy Daniels payment & rants about Mueller's "witch hunt." Tucker Carlson talks about panda sex. Deontay Wilder talks Anthony Joshua.

Cameras catch Tristan Thomspon with another girl while Khloe's about to have his baby. Congress invades Mark Zuckerberg's privacy on Capitol Hill. Tinashe talks new album

The Yankees & Red Sox brawl at Fenway. The Walmart yodeling kid takes his talents to Ellen. Cynthia Nixon wants legal weed in NY. Jamie Hector talks Season 4 of "Bosch."

Comey talks pee tape with Stephanopoulos. Beyonce destroys at Coachella. Bhad Bhabie throws hands with an Instagram star. A$AP Rocky talks about his new single & album.

Starbucks apologizes to the two black guys who got arrested for waiting at their store in Philly. Kendrick Lamar wins a Pulitzer. Seth Rogen talks "Hilarity for Charity."

Steve Harvey tells Ellen about The Kardashians' Family Feud appearance. Kanye has a thoughtful tweetstorm. Paula Patton talks her new film "Traffik."

A teacher is busted for running a fight club in class. A shuttle driver takes his passengers on a police chase. Tracy Morgan talks giving back, weird sex & "The Last OG."

A Syracuse frat gets expelled for a racist skit. A woman gets massaged by a snake. Joakim Noah sends love from the jungle. Martellus Bennett talks life after football.

Amazon can now break into your car for deliveries. A man gets a successful penis transplant. A woman does weird things with a squid. Arian Foster talks his new album.

Meek Mill attends a 76ers game with Kevin Hart after getting out of jail. A woman has issues with her neighbor's sex parties. Lil Yachty talks influences & new music.

Kanye tweets his support for Trump. Trump calls Fox & Friends to show his thanks for Kanye. Penn Jillette talks new film & and what annoys him about Teller.

Michelle Wolf takes heat for telling jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner. Pelicans invade a graduation ceremony. Rae Sremmurd talk new album.

Rival Georgia Gubernatorial candidates release campaign ads featuring firearms. Barbra Streisand ends all debate about her fingernails. Andre Drummond talks NBA life.

Kanye talks liposuction and optional slavery on TMZ Live. Trump's long-haired doctor recalls having his office raided. Alexis Ohanian talks business & fatherhood.

Charles Barkley apologizes for asking someone to punch Draymond Green. A Brink's truck drops over $100k on a highway. Tracee Ellis Ross talks Blackish & her sneaker game.

DJ Khaled won't go down on his wife. A West Virginia Senate candidate releases a racist campaign ad. Bill Nye talks saving the world.

The 2018 Met Gala has a Catholic theme for some reason. Cardinals catcher Yadier Molina gets his bells rung. Nessa talks Hot 97, Summer Jam & hosting Talk Stoop.

Google reveals its new human sounding AI. Uber reveals its new flying cars. Pornhub reveals its new line of socks. Melissa McCarthy talks The Life of the Party.

The dine and dasher strikes again. A Duke University official gets two baristas fired over a rap song. Barkley and Shaq get heated. Karrueche Tran talks The Honor List.

A white lady calls 911 on black people for barbecuing in a park. A woman claims she can read the minds of animals. Cedric The Entertainer talks career and The Last O.G.

A YouTuber does a "women's edit" of Childish Gambino's "This is America." A high school prank involves cupcakes & bodily fluids. Travis Kelce talks TD dances & NFL life

John Travolta dances with 50 Cent. Robinson Cano tests positive for PEDs. A Georgia Governor candidate has a deportation bus. Kyle O'Quinn talks NY Knicks & NBA.

A Russian face slap champion is crowned. A racist lawyer erupts at people speaking Spanish. A Kent State grad loves her guns. Terry Crews talks Brooklyn 99 & Deadpool 2.

Desus & Mero break down the Royal Wedding, drink liquor out of teacups and deliver Britsh-themed shoutouts. Nikki Glaser talks doing radio & why she dates short guys.

A baboon runs wild in San Antonio's airport. A white girl sings the n-word on stage with Kendrick Lamar. An escalator swallows a man. Pod Save America talks politics.

A judge evicts a 30-year-old from his parents' house. A Texas politician incentivizes his kids to marry straight white people. Anderson .Paak talks success & "Bubblin."

The guy who got evicted by his parents has an awkward interview on CNN. Lenny Dykstra lowers his Uber rating. Sting & Shaggy cancel last minute on Desus & Mero.

Desus & Mero recap the Cavs vs Warriors and Pusha T vs Drake. An FBI agent's gun goes off on the dance floor. J. Prince talks new book & why he told Drake to drop it.

Pres.Trump lies about why the Eagles White House visit was canceled. A pastor says God wants him to have a $54 million jet. Borough Prez Ruben Diaz Jr. talks BX all day.

Trump doesn't know all the words to "God Bless America." A San Diego local news report features inflatables & awkwardness. IHOP is now IHOb? Director X talks "Superfly."

Peacocks terrorize cars in a Canadian town. A woman's beauty tip is drinking dog pee. A fake braces hustler gets exposed. Jim Jones talks "Wasted Talent."

A man loses his pet monkey after crashing a stolen car in Florida. A woman is attacked by someone's pet monkey also in Florida. Roxane Gay talks life, trolls & new book.

Trump & Kim Jong Un take their talents to Singapore for a historic photo op. A politician pepper sprays himself in his campaign ad. Taye Diggs talks new film "Set It Up."

The guy shot by the backflipping FBI agent speaks out. A raccoon makes America forget how terrifying raccoons are by climbing a building. Marlon Wayans talks "Marlon."

Tekashi 6ix9ine takes Chief Keef's baby momma shopping at Gucci. The Dodgers and the Rangers brawl. Ray Liotta talks career and "Shades of Blue."

Phil Mickelson hurts people's feelings at the US Open. A woman sees a model of herself that's made of animal parts she wishes she had. Hannibal Buress talks "Tag."

A 7-foot tall Canadian kid dominates his 8-foot rim league. A man notices that his fast-food receipt lists "spit" as an ingredient. Rich Paul talks business & NBA Draft.

Canada legalizes weed. Fetishers compete in physical challenges dressed like horses. There's a new song about ass-eating. Wiz Khalifa talks new album & working out high.

A woman gets hit in the face by a hot dog shot out of a cannon at a Phillies game. A man gets shot in the nuts by his wife over the AC. Malcolm Jenkins talks activism.

A white woman calls the cops on a little black girl for selling water without a permit. Jamie Foxx makes Childish Gambino sing at the BET Awards. Estelle talks new album.

The guy who got evicted from his parents' house now does odd jobs at an Airbnb. Fetishists in Germany party on The Torture Ship. Michael Arceneaux talks new book.

Dame Dash steps to Lee Daniels about a $2 million loan. A man dressed as a masked superhero pulls over speeders on his bicycle. Lala Anthony talks "Power."

The series finale of Desus & Mero with special guests Mike Francesa, Crissle, Charlamagne tha God, Vashtie and "I no F***'in Baby."