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Welcome to Richardsville, NC (aka DICKTOWN to the locals), its famous boy detective, John Hunchman, and his hired muscle, David Purefoy. Except they're not boys any more and while they're still detectives, they still only solve crimes for teenagers.
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to find out who is the alt right anti-SJW trolling the woman who cosplays as Aquaman and other DC heroes.
Meg, a young VHS retro store clerk, hires Hunchman and Purefoy to figure out if she and her boyfriend are a couple or just friends with benefits, and takes them to a night club to meet him.
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to catch the masked lurker who likes to spy on students partying in the woods.
A young woman hires Hunchman and Purefoy to find out why her piano teacher is making her smash the piano instead of teaching her how to play.
John and David are hired by a teen mumble rap sensation, Lil Blurp, to find ten escaped ocelots in an abandoned shopping mall where he is shooting his next music video with John's endearing out of the loop dad as his manager.
Strapped for cash, John and David ask their rich former client Tucker for a loan, but end up taking part in his brand-awareness-raising croquet tournament instead, hoping to win the cash prize. However, John takes the game too seriously.
John becomes paranoid that the lake patrol is coming to confiscate his shabby old houseboat on which he and David live so he hides it in the swamp and shares his regret-filled backstory with David.
John and David are hired by a violent teenage delinquent, who wants to sue the mysterious ghost that's been haunting the house where he and his single mother he clings to live.
John and David are on a sting operation in their favorite diner watching a patron suspected of stealing a rare vintage car from their naive client, when Heather, John's old bestie with whom he's always been secretly in love, walks in.
While dining with his dad at The President's Physician, a fancy restaurant where his and David's heavily pregnant waitress friend Jen now works, John hears the spoiled rich yuppie owner and his girlfriend arguing over her missing ring.
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