Drawn Together

When the new "Greek" neighbors won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge; meanwhile, Ling-Ling's inheritance hangs in the balance of a fatty when his sickly father moves into the house and falls in love with Toot.

A Terminator from the future shows up to ensure that Wooldoor's new children's show doesn't turn the whole world gay.  Meanwhile, Toot pines for the mythical "Weiner Mobile," which is supposed to give out free hot dogs to the worthy.

Spanky helps Foxxy regain her Spelling Bee championship title, and Captain Hero gets wrapped up in Princess Clara's secret sexual fetish for car crashes.

Captain Hero discovers that his inbred son is the "special" Giant attacking the city, and Princess Clara develops Munchhausen's by Proxy and alternately takes care of and keeps Wooldoor sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.

Captain Hero's attempts to rid the world of assault weapons leaves everyone vulnerable to violent deer attacks. Foxxy's grandson Ray Ray, concealed in the walls of the house, falls in love with Toot.

Foxxy and Captain Hero agree to pretend-date so Hero can be part of the Cool Kids crowd and return the favor to Foxxy by saving the world from a meteor; meanwhile, Ling-Ling gets mixed up with cockfighting and leads the chickens of Mexico in revolucion!

Clara mistakenly thinks her housemates have been taken up in The Rapture, but they are actually trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape. Can they survive 50-degree weather and a little claustrophobia without killing each other?

The housemates are still trapped in a compact parking space in the mall when Toot goes insane prompting the others to cannibalize Ling-Ling.  Meanwhile, Foxxy is kidnapped by the manager at Hot Topic, who reveals the truth behind his store's success.

Rebecca Romijn plays a spider who has a one night stand with Spanky Ham that quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis when questions of trust arise. Also, the origin of Ling Ling's violent tendencies is revealed – he never truly wanted to be a fighter. All he wanted to do was dance.

Wooldoor becomes the mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Unfortunately, the dark side of fame hits Wooldoor as he finds himself addicted to Crunchberries.  In turn, Toot sets out to bring down those responsible for Wooldoor's addiction before it's too late.

Meet the Drawn Together Babies! - the eight housemates living together as little tots. When Mommy and Daddy leave them with a mean babysitter, the babies kill her…by accident. As they work together to get themselves out of the mess they've made, the babies learn lessons about life and love. Also, find out what life-altering event turned each baby into the twisted characters they are today.

When Ling-Ling ODs on his 21st birthday, the housemates learn the little battle monster is only 3 years old. As a result, Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care. When Foxxy tries to save him, she realizes Ling-Ling's foster parent is her real father.  Meanwhile, Hero gets a nipple ring that allows him to communicate with himself…from the past!

Foxxy vows to give up sex and Toot vows to get some. While Foxxy digs deep into her past, Toot gets herself a muumuu in an effort to change her look.  She is happy with the change until she is struck by a car. The car's occupants are Indian and, thinking they've hit a sacred talking cow, they begin worshiping Toot and bring her to India where she rules with an iron hoof. Will Toot be willing to give up her kingdom as a cow to live a sad life as a fat girl?

Our housemates find themselves in a singing competition that is strikingly similar to "American Idol." As the housemates compete to stay in the house, they are forced to sing show favorites - but with some new twists. Find out who will be the last one standing!