I Want My Phone Back

One woman tags her ex in her profile pic. Another texts her entire family for sex advice. And someone goes on a cold call rampage. All this and more on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

A vegan poses with a plate of meat. A girl calls her friend's baby dumb. And someone posts all the selfies.

Alana uncovers a bizarre piece of short fiction, reconnects a contestant with their ex's mom, and devises the world's least romantic marriage proposal.

Alana sends a contestant on an impromptu trip to Vegas, exposes a shocking text thread, and discovers a way to bring a contestant's follower count to 0.

Alana digs through a detailed dating log, crowdsources a tattoo parlor for toddlers, and tries to topple a wedding flash mob.

Making suspicious deals, crashing parties, and scandalous messages to another woman. It's all on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

Notes read aloud, nude photos texted at random, and an entire wedding album deleted. It's all on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

Waxing poetic, taking relationships to the next level, and major PDA. It's all on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

Insulting children, fake career changes, inviting all the friends to party. It's all on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.

Reuniting old friends, asking exes for advice, and commenting on all the photos. It's all on this episode of I Want My Phone Back.