Mailbag

It's the first Mailbag of 2022, and the Boys are catching up on their Chrisxmas gifts! Fuck the new year's diet - there are Newfie treats, pretzels and jerky! Plus: The Boys spill the beans on new TPB shit...

In the Bag this week: The Lobster Mafia, a weed angel, a wedding invite, and chips, chips, fuckin' chips! Also: Mike, you're saying 'dried plantain' too many times. Once or twice is cool, but 80-90 times, man?

In the Bag today: Mike's too sexy for his t-shirt, Robb gets a golden vagina, and Julian's glass gets an upgrade! Plus: Chipper takes you deep into the Bag!

Pat's in the bag today, along with a gruff as fuck JP! There's a gift for Big Daddy, three twennies for Mike, and squeezy cheesy tits for JP! Also: Mike's new favourite drawing of Bubbles or is it Elton John?!

Is this the greatest fucking Mailbag ever? There's a treat from Turkey, an update on Pat and JP's stormy relationship, socks with a stinky secret, and a bonanza of THC goodies for Pat's holes!

What are we doin' to these people out there??! The Boys get some truly fucked-up Mailbag packages today: Robb accidentally hails Satan, there's a new Conky, and the Boys get into some real kinky shit!

Pat gets a bunch of gifts today, and he's not even fucking there! But the Boys don't leave the Bag empty handed - there's Iron Maiden goodies, the best chips ever, and a decent space shirt for Bubbles! Plus: Mike Smith, Stylophone virtuoso!

On today's sexy Mailbag: The Boys pillage Pat's presents, get a happy package for the Muscle Diva, and a box of sweet, sweet liquor! Plus a bunch of fucking garbage bags!

Pat joins Robb and Mike in the Bag! There's a bunch of wedding invites and free booze?!, a borntday package for Robb, and a fucking BBQ tragedy! Plus: Something is scrump-dilly in the state of Denmark...

On this week's stuffed Mailbag: Fucked wedding invites, hemp wood laser art and Filipino fish bits! Plus: Johnny One Knee doesn't fuck around, Boys!

Fuck Mailbag, the Boys are off to the park for a picnic with their dope new coolers! Plus Muscle Mix, bags o' jerky, and a gift for the SwearNet IT Nerd!

Get these boxes open for a li'l Julian plushie, can of sausages, muscle mags, Bruce McCullough bootleg, and a halfsies Ricky shirt on this week's Mail Bag! Also: does Robb look like Virginia Madsen?

Alright fuckers, it's time to party! JP's got a borntday box full of party poppers and treats, but can he smash a piñata with his bare muscles? Also: the best fuckin' chips in the world, and a plushy Spenny! Or is it Kenny?

This week: The three drunk-ass bitches get more wedding invites, Ricky gets a bookle, and a liquor bird swoops in with a diaper-licious alligator snack! Also: Don't stop believin' - good advice and inspiration from JP!

What's in the Bag today? Dirty ol' Newfie swish, a double whammy of Kiss kitty tees, Muscle Rocks and dope shirts.... but all Mike wants is some fucking chocolate!

DEFCON-5 for another round of Mailbag! This week: More eclectic shit from Rudi, Amy and Elizabeth knock it outta the park and into the lake, and a fucked idea for Mailbag On The Road!

THIS WEEK: Thrills! Spills! And... Skwinkles?! Also: Weird chips, a sour candy overload, and Mike's John Lennon impersonation!

On today's stuffed Mailbag: Fun times from Puerto Rico, more fackin' questions from Rudi, and a big Beatles birthday blowout box for Mike!

No Robb today, but Terry Freeland is here to help JP and Mike out. There's cat piss soda, a snack stack of glory, and a shitty mystery to solve! Just how baked are you boys today?!

The Boys lock up their cocks and dive into the latest Mailbag! There's some awesome fan mail for Ricky, Julian and Bubbles, a box of Turkish delights, and a hot snap of chilli vodka!

The Boys rip open another stuffed Mailbag and find a Halloween shitpile and free beer shit! Plus: JP's sexcapade in a Dartmouth motel, and more fucking letters!

In Part 1 of our Bumper Xmas Bag: Sweet and savoury treats for your face and your hole, and a box of Scotland's finest! Also: JP causes a big fuckin' STINK!

The Boys' reading skills are put to the test, there's a big package for Big Daddy, and Christmas cums again for Mike!

Get back in the Bag for the first Mailbag of 2023! We've got all your favourites - fucked letters, seriously fucked food, and a huge penis ice luge. Wait... a fucking WHAT??!

The Mailbag is smelling pretty fuckin' funky today! The Boys hope for mushrooms not mold, as they rip open more awesome gifts including weed cocktails, Herr's chips, and pool party pants!

Put three dicks in a bag, shake it up and whatya got?! Another sweet-smelling episode of Mailbag! There's fun with farty bubbles, musky man candles, and a mysterious metal box!

We love y'all, Mailbaggers! Today's treats include sexy man undies, a snuggle t-shirt for JP and Pat, and a shitty box full of good shit! Also: Cooking With... what in the FUCK?!?

Something's rotten in the state of Mailbag - what in the fuck is that smell?! Thank frig there's some awesome gifts in the bag too, including whoop-ass hot sauce and sexy Ricky art. Plus: Is this the most FUCKED letter ever?

The Boys' noses have just recovered from last week's stinky Mailbag... but will the demon stench return? At least there's some awesome gifts including cuddle shirts, scrump-dilly snacks to fuck with, and a package for Big Daddy! Plus: Another FUCKED letter!?!

In the bulging Mailbag today: A Tool date for Robb, 100% horny sluts for Mike, and JP faces his fucked food fears for $100! Will he be barfing all the way to the bank?!

We've got all the ingredients for a magical holiday Mailbag... ca$h, drugs and violence! And fuck turkey for Christmas dinner - anyone for kangaroo jerky?

It's the last Mailbag of 2023! There's a new inductee into the Mailbag Hall of Fame, bubble wars, a sucking chocolate feast, and more fab Beatles shit for Mike!