Motorway Patrol

A driver having sweet P dreams on the offramp creates a roadblock, another escapes the flames of a vehicle flare-up and an amphibious boat blows a tyre in rush-hour.

A cascade of tears from a commuter caught on her cellphone, a bovine goes berserk and a relationship hits the skids on the roadside.

Mind the gap! An inexperienced driver makes a disastrous lane change. A laptop left on the rooftop causes grief for a sole trader and there's sparks when a car thief hits the spikes and doesn't stop.

A nose-to-tail with a nose and tail in the boot and a driver pretends to be his brother to save himself.

So many bicycles loaded onto one small car, a sulky speeder who's forgotten how to breathe and safely moving an anxious horse in a broken down float.

A metal missile is launched on the Harbour Bridge, and there's a fender bender feud.

A motorway cyclist says he's riding 170 kilometres on his BMX with no gears, a swerving sportsman has downed some brews after training and an intriguing modified bike that carries a wheelchair.