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On his way home from his weekly card game a recalcitrant retiree tries to avoid the booze bus setup by turning down a side street, then blows over the limit roadside.

Gazza guzzled 1 and a half litres of midstrength beer before driving home from the pub. He's confident he'll be under 0.05 because he's run his own breathalyser tests, but he's bang on 0.05 roadside.

Twenty-Six-year-old Aurelien is a French backpacker who admits to hitting the dusty dance floor under the influence of drugs at a music festival in country Victoria. He claims he just took Ketamine.

At a pop-up testing line in a city backstreet police have netted a nice bloke… who may have made the first big mistake of his driving life.

A bricklayer who christened a newly finished wall with a couple of cold ones is on his way home through South Melbourne when he is stopped for a test. Two should be OK right?

Seventy-one-year-old Andre has made the classic mistake… calling in at the pub for a quick couple then chancing that third beer.

After his house was passed in at auction, Ian drowned his sorrows with a couple of stubbies. Let's hope the unhappy vendor hasn't overdone it.

Operation ‘Colossus' has the Monash freeway north of Melbourne closed and every single driver leaving the city is being tested for alcohol and drugs.