Shaun Micallef's MAD AS HELL

Believing he's made Wilma disappear by magic, Fred is arrested and tried for witchcraft. Under torture, he confesses but Barney turns up moments before the burning and points out that Christianity doesn't yet exist.

Fred and Barney build a joint swimming pool, leading to fights before Fred's surprise birthday party. This saddens Fred and he is prescribed anti-depressants by Dr Melfi. Barney gets revenge by filling the pool with jelly.

An 'associate' of Fred's gets Barney a job in 'waste management'. Barney's first assignment is to kill Fred, instead Barney pays off Fred's debt to Heche with his pay cheque and Fred moves to Miami under a different name.

After being hit on the head with a bottle of car polish, Fred contracts amnesia and becomes an Englishman named 'Frederick'. Meanwhile, Wilma develops feeling for Furio.

A Hollyrock film company comes to town to film 'Cleaver', and gullible Fred is enlisted as stand-in for star Billy Baldwin. When Fred sees the final cut he is annoyed at how he has been portrayed and he confronts Christopher.

Fred and Barney have to babysit and miss out seeing a wrestling match. After a blackout at the arena, they take the kids to Joe Pantoliano's house to watch the fight on TV. Joe tells them he's an actor, not a character.

Barney buys Betty an expensive ring, which he gives to Fred for safe-keeping but Wilma discovers it and assumes it's for her. Fred buys a second ring but doesn't have the cash, so he borrows from a loan shark in Philly.

Wilma and Betty win a trip to Hollyrock. Finding themselves lonely and bored, Fred and Barney take vacations from work and follow them out. When Wilma is 'discovered', Fred arranges for the head of the studio to be 'whacked'.

Fred and Barney hide their sweepstakes ticket in the lining of an old coat, which Betty gives to a passing hobo. Meanwhile, Wilma and Betty have their own ticket stashed away at the Rubbles' house but it's raided by the Feds.

Fed up with their jobs, Fred and Barney plan to open a strip club. Fred has to deal with a suspicious Wilma, who wants to know why young women keep calling him and what the messages regarding two tons of cocaine mean.

When Fred discovers a bag containing 86 large, he thinks he's rich but the money belongs to Johnny Sack. Wilma and Betty force Fred and Barney to return the money and unwittingly set up a series of gangland slayings.

Fred convinces Wilma and the Rubbles to spend their vacation in the mountains, digging up and re-burying old bodies where the cops can't find them. Fred and Barney fight while playing Monopoly and AJ flunks out of Rutgers.

While trying to demonstrate his skill as a hypnotist, Fred hypnotises Barney into thinking that he is Pussy but can't reverse the trick. Barney lives out the rest of his life wearing a wire and squealing to the FBI.