The 5th Quarter

THE PROCESSOR follows sports superstar Joel Embiid, who decides to leave Kansas and go back to school. He finds an internship working in an office and juggles a multitude of responsibilities including picking up the phone and making copies. Joel must learn the ropes and deal with his overbearing boss to get what's most important - his college credits. But when his boss turns out to be nothing more than a scam artist running a shell company, Joel takes matters into his own, gigantic hands.

GASCAR is the inspirational tale of Amos Wallace, a talented NASCAR driver who has completely lost his passion for the sport. After his sponsors drop him, Amos turns to the shady all-natural juice company NutriQuaff and, during a routine race, he feels the obvious side effects of ingesting six bottles of the product. By envisioning the toilet as his finish line and incorporating the juice into his routine, Amos is almost guaranteed first place. But with his constant success, it seems his competition isn't willing to put up with his crap anymore.

Tigers first baseman Johnny Tomm faced an automatic career-ender when he completely tears his taint. When Tigers doctor, Dr. Drew Pinsky, suggests a risky experimental taint-replacement surgery, Johnny undergoes the operation and enters rehab. Defying all odds, Johnny slowly regains his strength and with a new outlook, a new love and a new taint, he returns to the game of baseball for the comeback of a lifetime.

After playing fifty seasons and at seventy years of age, basketball legend Moses Archibald finally announces his final season before hanging up his jersey. However, when a former teammate and rival begins showing up to games just to root against him, Moses challenges him to one final game and is forced to prove his legacy on the court before he can finally say goodbye.

THE OH-NO NO-NO tells the story of Otis Wood, a pitcher who defies all odds by pitching the 19th perfect game in baseball history, despite ingesting an excessive amount of drugs ranging from mushrooms to PCP and everything in between.

THE DARK HORSE follows the "bad boy" of Dressage, "Mean" Acer Greene, who was recently banned for life from the sport when his controversial antics go too far. Soon he discovers the sport of Hobby Horsing — Finland's newest craze — and finds a trainer to help him hone his technique, thinking that if he does well in a competition the dressage federation will consider lifting their ban. Through persistent training, Acer perfects his hobby horse skills and learns to let go of his fear, but he'll soon find out how competitive the sport really is — and that these athletes aren't horsing around.

A LIFT OF THEIR OWN lands us in the middle of the 1970's where the Vietnam War is affecting everything: music, culture, sex and former bodybuilder Martin Fuller's gym. Finding the opportunity to lift weights for the first time, a lonely housewife quickly realizes she loves it and invites her friend to try it out. More and more women eventually join the gym and it isn't long before women's weightlifting takes the world by storm.

10 CENT LSD NIGHT tells the story of a historic baseball game in 1965 where, as part of a promotion to make up for the stadium's dwindling fans and money, the Houston Astros sold government-funded LSD to 67,000 attendees. Not wanting to miss any of the fun, the athletes, managers and even the film crew (which causes this episode's missing footage to be replaced by trippy animation) took part in the mind-expanding festivities.

I'M SO MEAN documents the intense and bitter rivalry between the Eastern Conference and the Western Conference during the mid-90's, The feud began with the infamous diss track "The Western Conference is Dumb" by Orlando Magic superstar Shaquille O'Neal, which made Shaq numerous enemies in the West. The feud escalated after Shaq unexpectedly signed to the Los Angeles Lakers and released the follow up diss track "The Eastern Conference is Dumb".