The Commish

Tony and Rachel consider buying a new home in an exclusive area of town. After being arrested by Ricky and Carmela on a possible DUI, the son of a wealthy and well-connected attorney dies in police custody, but the attorney refuses to accept either his son's life in a rough part of town or that his death was a suicide. Stan tries to solve a series of convenience store robberies. Tony learns how the young suspect got the belt with which he hanged himself in his holding cell and that the boy was blackmailed over his law school failure, which may have driven him to end his own life.

A man in a Santa Claus mask is committing home invasions. Worried about his fitness, Tony volunteers to partner up with different officers on night patrol – and gets a surprise or three while learning night patrol isn't quite what he remembered from his years as a Brooklyn beat officer.

Tony discovers one of Rachel's colleagues, a popular and much-honoured teacher, is a child molester. Stan tries to catch a robber who left his hat at the scene. Tony scrambles to get ballet tickets in time for Rachel's birthday while also learning about the molester's own childhood abuse and trying to convince the parents of one of the molester's victims to let their daughter tell her story in court.

Tony receives anonymous, artistic death threats, seemingly from a convict he'd helped to convict. Stan tries to prosecute a deer poacher with failed results until protests outside the department building give Tony an idea. Rachel's special-needs class gives a poetry reading. Tony learns the hard way it wasn't the convict sending him the death threats.

Two of Tony's officers are found dead. Tony is interviewing for a job as the New York City Police Commissioner. Tony and Rachel are trying to conceive a second child.

Conclusion: Two of Tony's officers are found dead. Tony is interviewing for a job as the New York City Police Commissioner. Tony and Rachel are trying to conceive a second child.

An attractive woman reporting a break-in gives inconsistent information, then starts coming on to Tony. To impress a pretty neighbor, Stan pretends to fix her parking tickets. Jeff stops showering.

A budget-cutting expert takes aim at the Eastbridge P.D. Tony suspects a new officer of police brutality. Stan races the new officer to find and bust a crack house. David is acting moody.

Two twin brothers stymie a murder investigation by both confessing. Tony and Rachel get a $500 phone bill because of calls to a sex chat line. Carmela wants more respect from Stan. Arnie departs.

A mysterious killer is hunting homeless people. Lucille moves the furniture in Tony's office. Tony invents new shooting drills, and gets stuck with the task of organizing the annual commissioner's ball.

An elderly woman is shot to death. The president of the City Council pressures Tony to evict a homeless woman from a holiday manger display. Tony cooks pasta for the department.

Four truck hijackers plague Eastbridge's back roads, and Irv insists on leading the investigation. Gophers plague Tony's yard, and teenagers plague a hardware store parking lot. Rachel conceives a child.

A Vietnamese gang called Charlie Don't Surf extorts a Vietnamese restaurant. Stan goes under cover as a pizza delivery boy. David is unimpressed by Tony's baseball card collection.

Tony teams up with his old friend Paulie Pantangeli to solve a murder committed in 1957. A delusional man reports a missing child. Arnie sends honeymoon videos to Tony and Rachel.

A wealthy woman is bludgeoned to death on the highway in front of her husband and son. Tony gets basketball-coaching advice from Wilt Chamberlain. An officer is bowling on the job.

When a prominent white supremacist is murdered, suspicion falls on some of Tony's officers. Tony loses a ring by attaching it to balloons which float away. Stan issues licenses to psychics.

When a woman fires a gun in a domestic dispute, Stan shoots her to death and her abusive husband tries to push for Stan's prosecution. Invoking the laws of "Tonyland," Tony detains an ill-mannered Cuban envoy. Officers jockey for monthly positioning posing for a "hot cops" calendar.

A house burns down with a man's body inside; sexual intrigue ensues when his partner is discovered in an affair with his wife . . . but his death proves to be slightly exaggerated. An old woman's son steals her teeth. A pawn shop owner rips off Lucille and Tony and Rachel devise a plot to put him out of business.

Tony gets a tip from a stool pigeon about a string of robberies, but ends up jailed by an antagonistic judge after seeking a warrant---unaware at first that the judge himself is being blackmailed. Carmela takes a young hoodlum under her wing.

An assassin hunts arms dealers to hide their supplier, and federal agents seem bent on interfering with Tony's bid to put away their localised mastermind. Tony and Rachel compete in the Eastbridge Talent Show. Stan hits it off with a lady he meets at the grocery store---who turns out to be in the arms dealing up to her neck. A rabbit goes missing in police headquarters.

A female college student is beaten into a coma. A "video vigilante" becomes a dangerous media sensation. Stan and Carmela pose as two fences getting married.

After going straight, a high school hockey star dies of a mysterious drug overdose. Medical tests suggest that Rachel's unborn baby may be intellectually disabled. Tony and Paulie first suspect the hockey star's brother but then discover his own coach may be involved in his death. David assures Tony and Rachel there's enough love in their home to make even a disabled baby comfortable and secure.