The Secret Life of the Holiday Resort

Checking in this week are tattoo model Ryan and his mates from Sheffield, former military chef Ian Dean and his smooth-talking grandson Jack, and newly engaged fast-food workers, Kurt and Lizzi.

A group of fun-loving lads from London check into the resort, a beauty contest causes heads to turn poolside, and a group of Scotsmen are out to smash some British stereotypes.

An all-girl group of Croydon culture vultures are here to live their 'best life', best mates Tom and Felicity's night out ends with matching buttock-based artwork, and the resort lifeguards make a shock discovery in the pool.

There's a wedding at the resort, and our Brits' thoughts turn to love and marriage. We find out just what our Europeans neighbours think of us, and it all goes Pete Tong during a game of Beer Pong.