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Season 34 / Episode 18 and airs on 24 April 2023 00:00
The Simpsons is an American animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series is a satirical depiction of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by the Simpson family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield and parodies American culture, society, television, and many aspects of the human condition.
The family was conceived by Groening shortly before a solicitation for a series of animated shorts with the producer James L. Brooks. Groening created a dysfunctional family and named the characters after members of his own family, substituting Bart for his own name. The shorts became a part of The Tracey Ullman Show on April 19, 1987. After a three-season run, the sketch was developed into a half-hour prime time show and was an early hit for Fox, becoming the network's first series to land in the Top 30 ratings in a season (1989–90). (source: en.wikipedia.org)
In exchange for study tips, Bart gives the class brain anti-geek lessons, but regrets it when the brain becomes too Bart-like. Blackboard: 'I will not encourage others to fly'.
Homer lies on a medical insurance form in order to obtain a miracle hair restoring drug. Blackboard: 'Tar is not a plaything.'
Halloween tales include a family in a haunted house; a misunderstanding with aliens; and a rendition of "The Raven."
Homer's boss, Burns, wants to be governor to lower nuclear-safety standards to keep his plant on line. Blackboard 'I will not Xerox my Butt'.
Homer's success as the mascot of Springfield's minor-league ball club earns him a shot at the majors, in Capital City.
Lisa gives Bart some tips on handling the pressure in a miniature-golf grudge match with a neighbor's son. Blackboard: 'I am not a 32 year old woman.'
On Thanksgiving, Bart runs away after accidentally wrecking Lisa's centerpiece.
After seeing a daredevil at a truck rally, Bart discovers his reason for living---a career in death defiance. Blackboard: 'I will not drive the principal's car.'.
Marge's protests over cartoon violence lead to a cultural renaissance in Springfield. Blackboard: ''I will not pledge allegiance to Bart.'.
A lawyer suggests there may be profit in the pain after Bart suffers minor injuries in a collision with Burns' car. Blackboard: 'I will not sell school property'.
Homer takes to sushi like a fish to water, but an apprentice chef may have given Homer some bad blowfish---and 24 hours to live. Blackboard: 'I will not cut corners'.
Marge and Homer reveal how they met as they tell a tale of love at first sight (but only for one) and the high-school prom they attended (but not together). Blackboard 'I will not get very far with this attitude'.
After learning eternal hell is the price for stealing, Lisa decides she'd rather go to heaven than watch pirated cable. Blackboard: 'I will not make flatulent noises in class'.
Bart benefits when Principal Skinner falls for his Aunt Patty, who has Skinner but doesn't want him, while Aunt Selma has naught but want. Blackboard: 'I will not belch the national anthem'.
Danny DeVito is the voice of Homer's wealthy long-lost half brother, who makes the mistake of giving Homer an important job.
Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys Homer's expensive new sneaks. Blackboard: 'I will not sell school property.'
Grandpa Simpson loses his love, leaving him with a heavy heart---and a heavy wallet when his sweetie leaves him money in her will.
Ringo Starr has a cartoon cameo as Marge gets to paint a portrait of Mr. Burns. Blackboard: 'I will not hide behind the fifth amendment'.
Lisa finds that Homer pales in comparison with her substitute teacher, as does Bart with his opponent for class president.
Homer and Marge attend a marriage retreat, where Homer catches a legendary fish---and maybe more. Blackboard: 'I will not do anything bad ever again.'
Bart earns less than he expected doing chores for a neighbor (Cloris Leachman), so he goes partners with Milhouse and Martin on a rare comic book. Blackboard: 'I will Not Show Off'.
From 1991: After Bart's blood saves Burns, Homer sends his boss a nasty letter for falling short of the material gratitude that Homer expected. Blackboard: 'I will not sleep through my education.'.
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