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Paula the twitching darter has a new boyfriend, the attention-seeking Italian lady visits a stately home and Maxine Bendix tries to make it through a photo-shoot without leaking. The semi-nude sewing group are braving the great outdoors on a camping trip and Pete Wade has become an estate agent. Plus, new characters Veronica and Christina who love watching uneducated men horsing around in the sunshine.

Tom Cruisin drops into a sweet shop with his sulky entourage. Jackie teaches her gullible mate Nikki to speak French for a fiver in just one minute. Veronica Cooper watches some more useless lumps of men at play and Magwash baffles listeners with another Salty Tale. Maxine is still struggling with seepage whilst Carol struggles to accept that neighbour Michelle has made it on to the Jeremy Kyle Show before her.

In the naked ladies campsite Val calls for an exercise class. The Darters meet a strangely similar team, all the way from Holland, for an away match and Tom Cruisin tries to play a round of crazy golf with his gang of childish bodyguards. Plus, bored late night radio DJ Rachel Hodgson and Barnsley's first line of defence against neck-pests, The Vampire Slayers.

Plastic surgery victim Maxine Bendix tries her luck at a local beauty contest and the ladies darts team hold a very special auction in their club. TV-obsessed Carol hopes an out-of-control dog may help her dreams come true. Tom Cruisin's tour of England continues, hopeless Margaret is attacked by a swarm of bees in the ladies campsite and Barnsley's best vampire slayers attempt to attack a postman.

The Darters leave the safety of their club and hit the road for a mystery trip in Tony's very special caravan, while Tom Cruisin takes his bodyguards to a chippy for lunch so they can all sample a traditional saveloy sausage. Balding bachelor Don Peacock has a shocking visit from the Child Support Agency and the Shut Up Family go on the hunt for fresh duck.

The ladies who love to watch uneducated men horsing around make a shocking discovery in the countryside. Darter Anne leaves captain Paula speechless on her birthday and the duck and chip loving family come face to face with arrogant estate agent Pete Wade. Carol finally ties the knot with long suffering partner Dennis and Maxine pops the question to a very old friend.