Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

It's Janet and Gaz's first night as a couple after Donna has moved to London to be with Wesley. Janet objects when Gaz arranges for his ex-girlfriend to babysit Corinthian.

A homesick Donna visits Runcorn with tales of her fabulous new boyfriend, Gaz applies for parental responsibility of Corinthian and Louise struggles with motherhood.

Janet decides she wants to become a Police Community Support Officer, Wesley attempts to win Donna back and Donna is furious when Gaz tries to set her up with a tramp.

Donna and Gaz decide they are not ready to have a happy divorce yet, while Wesley tries to fit in with the gang.

Donna and Gaz have decided to get divorced and it takes them on a path down memory lane, looking back at their relationship in a series of fantasies and flashbacks.

Now that Gaz and Donna are divorced, Gaz decides it is time to propose to Janet. Scared that she is losing all her friends, Donna helps him organise the proposal.

Gaz is torn between Janet and Donna, and things come to a head when Janet finds him and Donna in bed together. Louise tells Tim she is desperate for a boyfriend.

Donna and Janet are furious with Gaz and demand he decides who he wants by three o'clock. He decides to audition them both.

Musical extravaganza. Janet waits for Gaz to return to The Archer and announce he has chosen her, unaware he has been in an accident.

Gaz has fallen into a coma. Donna imagines two separate realities, one where Gaz is back to full health and one where he is paralysed.