What We Do in the Shadows

The vampires prepare for a visit from Baron Afanas from the Old World, and Guillermo assumes that his 10th anniversary celebration as a familiar is part of the party. Nadja believes that a modern man is the incarnation of her decapitated lover Gregor.

The vampires try to work out how to conquer the New World, and Colin suggests that they start with the Staten Island city council. Nadja goes her own way and seduces Jenna.

The werewolves of Staten Island launch an attack on Laszlo's vulva topiaries, threatening the age-old truce between werewolves and vampires. Colin discovers that an advanced form of energy vampire has taken up residence in his office.

The vampires travel to a club in Manhattan to form an alliance with Simon the Devious, a fellow vampire who came over with them from the Old World.

When Laszlo in his bat form is captured by Animal Control, the others go to rescue him... except Nadja, who seeks out the current reincarnation of her former lover Gregor.

Afanas wants to see the New World that he wants the vampires to conquer, so they go out clubbing.

The Vampiric Council assembles to determine who killed Afanas. Colin buys an umbrella, and Guillermo meets some fellow familiars.

Nandor learns that his home nation was destroyed in 1401 and sets out to become an American citizen. Nadja checks on Jenna and teaches her how to embrace her new vampiric nature.

The vampires are chosen to host the biannual vampire orgy, and worry that it may not be successful. Nandor hungers after Guillermo's friend, and Laszlo is disappointed that Nadja finds his pornos boring.

Guillermo runs a DNA test on Nandor and finds out that he has a descendant living in Staten Island. Nadja calls to her lost love Gregor... and his current incarnation, Jeff, comes looking for her.