Backwashed

Quiet, composed, dignified? Nope, it's more of a dumping ground for nearly-adults to ride out their university lives. And for Caz to work in, maybe?

Annie is leading a seminar on sex education, which goes well. For eight seconds. Until the questions start, accusations fly, and a girthy root vegetable gets in the way of a shoe.

Russ is dressed as a pirate, roaming campus looking for his friends. Or anyone's friends. The one thing he's not looking for, though, is Bex. But boy, is she looking for him.

The postgrads must rally round as they face their hardest challenge yet: a tragic loss. And Zee trying to leave. But which is sadder? And who knows where the urinal cakes are?

As the postgrad bar closes down for another night, Bex tries to rouse her fellow campus lingerers to hang out for a bit and enjoy a huge Wednesday night. Despite a chorus of disinterest, she still manages to turn a Wednesday night into a Thursday morning in some style.

Quiz night at the postgrad bar and it's Craig's time to shine. Which is pretty easy to do when he's up against a bar full of these backwashed brains.