Comedy Knockout

Dulce Sloan illustrates the benefits of twerking in zero gravity; Dave Hill becomes the number one all-time CKO crowd high-fiver.

Gina Yashere definitely knows what not to say at a gun store; Tone Bell reveals an intimate past with an audience member; Matt Kirshen goes hard on Tone's failed sitcom history.

Noah knows where Kevin's hamster is hidden; Kevin reveals he's the only white guy on the panel who knows he's white; Dulce Sloan will marry Noah, but there's one thing she won't do.

Seaton Smith knows exactly what not to say at a rap battle; Arden Myrin reveals a curiosity for dolphin love; Sean Donnelly does a roasty impersonation of Arden that even she is impressed with.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Megan Neuringer definitely knows what not to touch at a dog show; Joel Kim Booster knows a hipster chicken when he sees one; Chris Distefano may be single after his flirting.

Megan Neuringer has a surefire sexy way to get out of picking up the check; Julian McCullough takes a lot of heat for his drug dealer shirt; Tone Bell has harsh words for Karaoke goers.

Mike Vecchione knows way more about boy bands than a grown man should; Bonnie McFarlane gives a revealing report on the weather in her pants; Tim Dillon shares a gruesome reason for choosing 12 cats over six kids.

Mehran Khaghani reveals the best way to silence a musical theater fan; Sean Donnelly's chest jiggling heats things up; Megan Gailey looks beyond the grave for love.

Sean Patton has a minor breakdown; Julian McCullough proves he should never chaperone a school dance; Marcella Arguello rises above all the height bashing.

Amanda Seales definitely knows what not to say at a renaissance faire; Matteo Lane kisses frogs for a very special reason; Josh Wolf discovers an entirely new disease in Matteo's mustache.

Ahamed Weinberg explains why he prefers Asians; Alonzo Bodden wants to beat up Ahamed; Lynne Koplitz recognizes her own past in one unfortunate audience member.

Jessica Kirson puts everyone on edge with her porn choices; Noah Gardenswartz knows what not to say at an all-black state fair; Donnell Rawlings' singing strategy falls flat.

Megan Gailey confesses how much she lies about drinking; Mike Lawrence figures Megan hasn't been happy since prom night; Dan St. Germain has an extremely inappropriate place to put a raccoon.

Arden Myrin is so horny because of all the denim and facial hair on the panel; Randy Liedtke nails Brendon Walsh's movie doppelgänger; Brendon thinks Arden's actually just a bunch of mice in a human suit.

Aida Rodriguez has a thing for customs guys; old pals Rich Vos and Robert Kelly rip each other over Rich's dementia and Robert's inevitable autopsy results.

Jessimae Peluso makes an impassioned plea to the Church of Scientology; Clayton English explains how Jessimae's name and trailer parks are synonymous; Noah Gardenswartz worries about his weight.

The part of Morgan Murphy's body that is like an apple; Sean Patton gets fired up over balls; Yassier Lester is the self-proclaimed "real male feminist in the game.''

The reason why Dulce Sloan needs a dome-shaped casket at her funeral; what Josh Wolf would not say at a woman's march; the soundtrack Pete Lee thinks is playing in hell.

Tamer Kattan shares his obsession with pigtails; Gina Yashere knows what would have been tweeted from the Garden of Eden; Sean Patton does a few laps around the stage.

Arden Myrin hits on Tone Bell's tight beard like a third base coach; Tone knows what Arden hates about pharmacists; Kyle Kinane shares his idea of what a "cat bath'' is.

Matteo Lane wants to talk about the bees and the bees, JP McDade does a killer Trump impression, and Tone Bell has a specific organ to donate.

Josh Wolf explains how southerners dress; Mo Mandel knows an evil hot air balloon pilot when he sees one; Dulce Sloan and Mo make a hair-touching arrangement.

Gina Yashere knows about black people who listen to country music; Kevin McCaffrey reacts to his pics; Julian McCullough pays Kevin a potato-themed insult.

Gina Yashere knows what not to say after sex; Josh Wolf finds out what he and Wolverine have in common; Kyle Kinane has rigor mortis in his pants.

Yassir Lester gets Jessimae Peluso pole dancing like a Russian; Jessimae gets real about PMS; Dave Hill gets the truth when he asks "who's with me?''

Julian McCullough knows what not to tell his kids about sex, Arden Myrin reveals Julian is a mistake she'd make at a wedding, and Joel Kim Booster makes an impassioned defense of a famous chef with bleach tips.

Noah Gardenswartz knows what a drug dealer shouldn't say; Gina Yashere talks juice cleanses; and Matteo Lane has an Easter bunny he'd swipe right for.

Dave Hill certainly knows what not to say during a protest; Arden Myrin reveals how throwing shade can make America great again; and Tone Bell finds out what age rednecks start border patrol.

Clayton English describes a food as "edible gentrification"; Julian McCullough reveals what Amish people don't say; and Jessimae Peluso steals from an audience member.

Arden Myrin, Matteo Lane, and an artisanal-pickle maker have something in common; and Arden's "Undies Dance" gets Josh Wolf all hot and bothered.

Sean Patton talks about how a 12th birthday card turned into a sex-ed class, Casey James Salengo reveals how many bodies he can lift; and Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean would be a sex symbol in one particular place.