The Dick Van Dyke Show

When a drunk accosts Laura and Rob in a downtown bar, Laura surprises Rob by using a judo throw that flattens the man. Rob begins to feel inadequate as the "protector" of his household and sets out to prove a point with Laura.

After a mix up by Mel for reservations at a lodge, Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy are forced to spend a frightening night in a cabin that has not been used in years and is rumored to be haunted.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

A disagreement over a neighbor's lawn almost breaks up Rob and Jerry's friendship.

An old friend of Rob's shows up to offer him a job with his hugely successful but racy gentlemen's magazine. Rob says he won't do it, but Laura is not so sure. Rob is sorely tempted by the wining, dining and the beautiful girls.

A red rose found in Sally's desk bespeaks of a secret admirer, but when she learns his identity, she doesn't take it seriously (but should).

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber.

The Alan Brady Show crew come to prison to put on a show for Lyle Delp and his fellow inmates. Rob and Laura unwisely choose to wear prison uniforms for the show. Rob gets mistaken for a real prisoner and is thrown in the slammer. Rob has to figure a way to convince the disbelieving guard that he is who he says he is.

To help Rob, Millie sends raving pseudo fan letters praising Alan Brady for hosting a "brainy" documentary show on comedy that Rob wrote - only the show doesn't air, and the letters meant to help Rob could help him right out of his job.

Note: This episode is the first episode in the series where Alan Brady starts appearing without his face being obscured.

Rob recounts the story of Laura meeting his parents for the first time and the disastrous results when she takes some medicine belonging to Millie.

Rob tries to help get a raise for Buddy and Sally but finds that hard to do after talking with Alan Brady's accountant.

Rob struggles to hide the severe symptoms of a flu virus at a family party for Laura's relatives rather than admit she was right against him golfing earlier that morning in damp conditions.

Mel wants a magazine reporter to watch the writers at work, but Rob thinks they'll all end up performing for the reporter instead of getting anything done. Turns out, that's not the half of it.

A manipulative old pal of Rob's asks him for repayment of a good turn he once provided Rob by helping him get a job.

A genial hobo finds the show's script that Rob lost en route home, but Rob's extended description of its irreplaceable value gives the man the idea to hold it for ransom.

After Buddy targets Rob for a crank phone call, he expects a reprisal, but the longer Rob takes to pay him back, the more paranoid Buddy becomes, suspecting everything and everybody.

Sally is asked to help Stacey learn how to date a lady.

Stacey waits till the day before his club opening to fess up to Julie about the author of her love letters from "James Garner", with the success of his new nightclub resting precariously on their meeting's outcome.

Rob regrets casting Ritchie and Freddie in a commercial after Laura and Millie turn into unbearable stage mothers.

Rob agrees to have a popular British singing duo spend the night at his home when they appear on Alan's show. There's one catch: he's sworn to secrecy and cannot tell anyone about it for fear of touching off a Beatlemania-like fan frenzy.

Rob takes a pillow salesman to court after buying pillows that smell like chickens.

Buddy and Rob run a shoe store they've invested in after chasing off its only full time salesman.

Rob and Laura are in a quandary over how Ritchie can protect himself from a girl who's been persistently beating him up at school.

When Rob discovers that he is not listed as a writer on a hit song he contributed to, he has to fight for his share of the royalties.

To explain his annual $37.50 "friendship" check to Jerry, Rob tells his new accountant the story of how he and Laura found their new house.

Sally falls head over heels over handsome, suave Anthony Stone, whom she met while on vacation in Jamaica. All is not what it seems as Rob and Buddy uncover a shocking secret about Sally's new boyfriend that will only cause heartache.

Laura and Rob plan to spend a romantic weekend in the city and see a play, until Laura runs into a little problem at the hotel.

Rob and Laura have no choice but to wear gloves to an important banquet due to an unusual accident while dying a costume for Ritchie's school play.

Alan needs Rob's help improving a script for his Broadway debut, but without anyone's knowledge.

Rob recalls his interview for The Alan Brady Show, which took place after a radio broadcast that kept him on the air for 100 hours straight.

Rob's new motorcycle causes him more problems than he bargained for.

When Buddy gets Rob and Laura a fur coat at a wholesale price, everything goes wrong.