The Drew Carey Show

Drew and Oswald try to one-up one another in an effort to land the same man for their moms.

Drew puts his foot in his mouth---and gets Gus kicked off his soccer team---after learning about the league's goody-goody rules that make sure none of the kids lose. Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald both end up losers after meeting Kellie's klepto cousin.

Drew's work life goes foul after Traylor usurps Evan's authority and does away with the office foosball table. Meanwhile, Oswald has a brush with love, courtesy of the Warsaw's hairy new cook.

Drew gets locked into a lie after lending Scott the key to Kellie's place for his trysts with a woman other than Traylor.

After learning that she is pregnant, Drew asks the unconvinced Kellie to marry him. However, it's her parents who prove even harder to convince.

Drew takes a parenting quiz for Kellie, forcing him to recall his own father and a certain rock band's role in the late Carey's doomed funeral.

The harsh realities of impending parenthood take a toll on Kellie and Drew, especially after he misses their sonogram appointment to booze it up with the guys.

Drew's terrible ways with Gus have Kellie fearing that he's going to be hopeless as a father; the guys start scouring the obits for wealthy widows to woo.

After vowing to stay sober for the length of Kellie's pregnancy, Drew goes on a secret binge with the boys, which pays off big for Oswald. Meanwhile, Mimi finds that hotness comes in big packages when the office gets a hunky new delivery guy.

Kellie's efforts to make nice with her new neighbors land Drew a clingy new buddy who may be a bigger loser than Oswald and Lewis combined.

The Tuscan sun sets on Drew's plan to take Kellie to Italy after their travel agent decides to steal away, too---with their deposit.

Drew has to bite his tongue---and swallow a ton of pride---after Kellie ropes him into helping her nasty father renovate a house. Meanwhile, Mimi gets a new, not-so-secret admirer.

The gang bets the bank on a racing dog that's been amped with a steroid that could kill the money-making scheme...and the poor pup.

After his bus driver is suspended for causing an accident, Drew gets the guy a job at the Web site, where he proceeds to drive Drew crazy with his idea-stealing scheme. Meanwhile, Oswald is forced to ban Lewis from the Warsaw for grossing out his upscale clients.

After helping Kellie embrace her new pregnant body, Drew develops a fear of even touching her, knowing his kid is in there.

After being jilted at the altar, Drew heads down to Mexico to figure out why Lily left him...and whether to pick up the pieces with Kellie. Meanwhile, Beulah refuses to leave Cleveland, even after Drew's dad shows up to reclaim her.

After befriending one of Mimi's gay pals, Drew ends up the "other man" in a battle between the guy and his jealous partner.

Drew's plan to scare Mimi's lazy-boy new beau out of town backfires when his goon-for-hire goes a bit too far.

Drew ends up with two new housemates after he gives Gus a woodburning kit that sends Mimi's house up in smoke. Meanwhile, Oswald tries to cash-in on a change-machine business.

After Mimi's house fire catches the attention of her insurance company, the guys coach Gus in lying to make sure she gets her settlement and gets out of Drew's house.

Differing political views turn Drew and Kellie into estranged bedfellows; Mimi throws a cocktail party to impress Traylor.

Drew must bare all with Kellie about his night at a strip club after Lewis sues the joint for a lap-dance-related injury.

Drew's plan to reunite Mimi with Steve---and get her out of the house---hits a snag after his brother's Indian lover arrives in Cleveland. Meanwhile, Lewis and Oswald get hooked on selling kitchenware as a way to meet women.

Drew reconsiders heating up his romance with Kellie after her parents decide to split up and her mom hooks up with Lewis.

Drew hits up his evil ex-boss to fund his own department store after the Neverendingstore fails to live up to its name.

Drew and Kellie scramble to tie the knot before the birth of their son. But before they can exchange vows, their families and friends trade barbs at the rehearsal brunch.