Las Vegas Jailhouse

An Occupy Wall Street-er rails against the one in the drunk tank; a one-woman wet t-shirt contest gets booked; a caramel-faced crook confides in guards.

An aspiring martial-arts fighter tries to wriggle out of handcuffs and gets stuck; a football rivalry takes a bad turn when a Steelers fan assaults a Ravens follower.

An amorous couple get nailed for indecent exposure but continue their bawdy behavior in the detention center. Meanwhile, onlookers in lockup get an eyeful from a booked hooker; and a tourist with attitude claims to be with the CIA.

Prison guards get physical with an uncooperative inmate; a man charged with DUI complains about the prison food; a security guard arrested for robbery fears that her dream job with Homeland Security may be out of reach.

A woman who was nabbed for jaywalking claims the police were out of line for arresting her; a young woman is brought in on domestic-violence charges. Later, a busted dealer claims he's selling pot to support his addiction to poker.

A woman stalking David Copperfield is arrested; an incensed inebriated inmate voices her displeasure with the guards; and a young man nabbed for driving under the influence of prescription drugs howls for his dog.

A repeat offender tries to goad officers into a physical confrontation; an inebriated cowgirl kicks up a fuss over the removal of her boots. Later, a man pinched for carrying a concealed weapon claims his blade is really used to shuck oysters.

A man is arrested for domestic violence after breaking down seven doors in his wife's house.