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When will be Two and a Half Men next episode air date? Is Two and a Half Men renewed or cancelled? Where to countdown Two and a Half Men air dates? Is Two and a Half Men worth watching?

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Genres: Comedy
Station: CBS (US)
Rating: 8.06/10 from 16 users
Status: Ended
Start: 2003-09-22

Two and a Half Men Season 1 Air Dates

S01E01 - Pilot Air Date: 23 September 2003 01:00 -

Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew (Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones) move in with him.

S01E02 - Big Flappy Bastards Air Date: 30 September 2003 01:00 -

Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.

S01E03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell Air Date: 07 October 2003 01:00 -

Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father. Cab Driver: Darryl Sivad. Rose: Melanie Lynskey. Evelyn: Holland Taylor.

S01E04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap Air Date: 14 October 2003 01:00 -

Charlie can't function when his housekeeper (Conchata Ferrell) storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

S01E05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump Air Date: 21 October 2003 01:00 -

Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.

S01E06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? Air Date: 28 October 2003 02:00 -

The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter (Krista Allen) is a woman he's trying to avoid.

S01E07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Air Date: 04 November 2003 02:00 -

Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer (Kristin Datillo) who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.

S01E08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful Air Date: 11 November 2003 02:00 -

Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.

S01E09 - Phase One, Complete Air Date: 18 November 2003 02:00 -

Charlie is convinced that a woman (Myndy Crist) who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.

S01E10 - Merry Thanksgiving Air Date: 25 November 2003 02:00 -

Denise Richards plays Charlie's engaged old love. Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.

S01E11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Air Date: 16 December 2003 02:00 -

When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.

S01E12 - Camel Filters + Pheromones Air Date: 06 January 2004 02:00 -

Berta's granddaughter (Megan Fox) spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.

S01E13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan Air Date: 13 January 2004 02:00 -

Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.

S01E14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas Air Date: 03 February 2004 02:00 -

Charlie's financial manager (Richard Lewis) informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.

S01E15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) Air Date: 10 February 2004 02:00 -

Jenna Elfman plays a mysterious, slightly crazed woman whom Charlie invites to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.

S01E16 - That Was Saliva, Alan (2) Air Date: 17 February 2004 02:00 -

Charlie is perplexed when Frankie (Jenna Elfman), the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.

S01E17 - Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Air Date: 24 February 2004 02:00 -

Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.

S01E18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick Air Date: 02 March 2004 02:00 -

Chris O'Donnell plays one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, who is now a man. It gets better: He starts dating Evelyn (Holland Taylor), who's clueless about his past history with her son.

S01E19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Air Date: 23 March 2004 02:00 -

Judith's devious siren sister (Teri Hatcher) stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.

S01E20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark Air Date: 20 April 2004 01:00 -

Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist (Jane Lynch).

S01E21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing Air Date: 04 May 2004 01:00 -

Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer (Heather Locklear), who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.

S01E22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Air Date: 11 May 2004 01:00 -

When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.

S01E23 - Just Like Buffalo Air Date: 18 May 2004 01:00 -

When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.

S01E24 - Can You Feel My Finger? Air Date: 25 May 2004 01:00 -

Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.

Two and a Half Men Actors

Marin Hinkle(Judith)

April Bowlby(Kandi)

Amber Tamblyn(Jenny)

Melanie Lynskey(Rose)

Jon Cryer(Alan Harper)

Charlie Sheen(Charlie Harper)

Ashton Kutcher(Walden Schmidt)

Angus T. Jones(Jake Harper)

Conchata Ferrell(Berta)

Jennifer Taylor(Chelsea)

Holland Taylor(Evelyn Harper)

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