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When will be Two and a Half Men next episode air date? Is Two and a Half Men renewed or cancelled? Where to countdown Two and a Half Men air dates? Is Two and a Half Men worth watching?

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Genres: Comedy
Station: CBS (US)
Rating: 7.93/10 from 15 users
Status: Ended
Start: 2003-09-22

Two and a Half Men Season 9 Air Dates

S09E01 - Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt Air Date: 20 September 2011 01:00 -

Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an internet billionaire with a broken heart.

S09E02 - People Who Love Peepholes Air Date: 27 September 2011 01:00 -

Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

S09E03 - Big Girls Don't Throw Food Air Date: 04 October 2011 01:00 -

Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

S09E04 - Nine Magic Fingers Air Date: 11 October 2011 01:00 -

Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

S09E05 - A Giant Cat Holding a Churro Air Date: 18 October 2011 01:00 -

Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.

S09E06 - The Squat and the Hover Air Date: 25 October 2011 01:00 -

Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

S09E07 - Those Fancy Japanese Toilets Air Date: 01 November 2011 01:00 -

Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

S09E08 - Thank You for the Intercourse Air Date: 08 November 2011 02:00 -

When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

S09E09 - Frodo's Headshots Air Date: 15 November 2011 02:00 -

Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

S09E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes Air Date: 22 November 2011 02:00 -

Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

S09E11 - What a Lovely Landing Strip Air Date: 06 December 2011 02:00 -

Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

S09E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe! Air Date: 13 December 2011 02:00 -

Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

S09E13 - Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Air Date: 03 January 2012 02:00 -

When Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company, he tries to enlist Alan as an ally.

S09E14 - A Possum on Chemo Air Date: 17 January 2012 02:00 -

Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey rekindle their relationship.

S09E15 - The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack Air Date: 07 February 2012 02:00 -

Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's special brownies.

S09E16 - Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy Air Date: 14 February 2012 02:00 -

Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

S09E17 - Not in My Mouth! Air Date: 21 February 2012 02:00 -

Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

S09E18 - The War Against Gingivitis Air Date: 28 February 2012 02:00 -

Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner shows up looking to bury the hatchet.

S09E19 - Palmdale, Ech Air Date: 20 March 2012 01:00 -

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school party.

S09E20 - Grandma's Pie Air Date: 10 April 2012 01:00 -

Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

S09E21 - Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' Air Date: 17 April 2012 01:00 -

Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.

S09E22 - Why We Gave Up Women Air Date: 01 May 2012 01:00 -

After Alan suffers a minor heart attack, Charlie's ghost pays a visit to his hospital bedside.

S09E23 - The Straw in My Donut Hole Air Date: 08 May 2012 01:00 -

Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved.

S09E24 - Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! Air Date: 15 May 2012 01:00 -

Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

Two and a Half Men Actors

Marin Hinkle(Judith)

April Bowlby(Kandi)

Amber Tamblyn(Jenny)

Melanie Lynskey(Rose)

Jon Cryer(Alan Harper)

Charlie Sheen(Charlie Harper)

Ashton Kutcher(Walden Schmidt)

Angus T. Jones(Jake Harper)

Conchata Ferrell(Berta)

Jennifer Taylor(Chelsea)

Holland Taylor(Evelyn Harper)

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