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When will be Two and a Half Men next episode air date? Is Two and a Half Men renewed or cancelled? Where to countdown Two and a Half Men air dates? Is Two and a Half Men worth watching?

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Genres: Comedy
Station: CBS (US)
Rating: 8.06/10 from 16 users
Status: Ended
Start: 2003-09-22

Two and a Half Men Season 5 Air Dates

S05E01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Air Date: 25 September 2007 01:00 -

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but may wind up traumatizing him instead.

S05E02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon Air Date: 02 October 2007 01:00 -

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother, and Alan's date reacts oddly after having sex with him.

S05E03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Air Date: 09 October 2007 01:00 -

Suffering from bimbo fatigue, Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

S05E04 - City of Great Racks Air Date: 16 October 2007 01:00 -

Charlie gets closer to consummating his relationship with Linda, but begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.

S05E05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Air Date: 23 October 2007 01:00 -

Charlie has to find creative ways to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son, while Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

S05E06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail Air Date: 30 October 2007 01:00 -

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him in public. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to a concert despite Alan's forbiddance.

S05E07 - Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room Air Date: 06 November 2007 02:00 -

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.

S05E08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? Air Date: 13 November 2007 02:00 -

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

S05E09 - Tight's Good Air Date: 20 November 2007 02:00 -

Charlie tries to resist his attraction to his soon-to-be step sister.

S05E10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia Air Date: 27 November 2007 02:00 -

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

S05E11 - Meander to Your Dander Air Date: 18 March 2008 01:00 -

Charlie coaches Alan in the fine art of breaking up with a woman.

S05E12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh Air Date: 25 March 2008 01:00 -

Rose is back from England and takes very strange care of a very sick Charlie.

S05E13 - The Soil Is Moist Air Date: 01 April 2008 01:00 -

Alan dates one of his ex-wife's friends who reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

S05E14 - Winky-Dink Time Air Date: 15 April 2008 01:00 -

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets Alan up with a prostitute.

S05E15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction Air Date: 22 April 2008 01:00 -

Alan worries that Charlie's womanizing is out of control.

S05E16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty Air Date: 29 April 2008 01:00 -

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding while Charlie pursues his future step-sister.

S05E17 - Fish in a Drawer Air Date: 06 May 2008 01:00 -

Team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

S05E18 - If My Hole Could Talk Air Date: 13 May 2008 01:00 -

Charlie finds himself attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books, while Alan and Jake battle over a school assignment.

S05E19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper Air Date: 20 May 2008 01:00 -

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the grown daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

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