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When will be Two and a Half Men next episode air date? Is Two and a Half Men renewed or cancelled? Where to countdown Two and a Half Men air dates? Is Two and a Half Men worth watching?

Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.

Genres: Comedy
Station: CBS (US)
Rating: 8.06/10 from 16 users
Status: Ended
Start: 2003-09-22

Two and a Half Men Season 3 Air Dates

S03E01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Air Date: 20 September 2005 01:00 -

After Alan falls off the roof trying to fix the satellite dish, Charlie volunteers to look after Jake for the weekend.

S03E02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Air Date: 27 September 2005 01:00 -

Charlie turns Alan's chiropractic office into a brothel while Alan tries to avoid offending a large-breasted woman.

S03E03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Air Date: 04 October 2005 01:00 -

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

S03E04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs Air Date: 11 October 2005 01:00 -

Berta moves in for a few days and sets Charlie and Alan at each others' throats.

S03E05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky Air Date: 18 October 2005 01:00 -

Bout of impotence causes Charlie to reexamine his feelings toward women.

S03E06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One Air Date: 25 October 2005 01:00 -

Alan is convinced that Charlie's new girlfriend has put an evil curse on him.

S03E07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop Air Date: 08 November 2005 02:00 -

Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions towards his daughter.

S03E08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do Air Date: 15 November 2005 02:00 -

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

S03E09 - Madame and Her Special Friend Air Date: 22 November 2005 02:00 -

Wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.

S03E10 - Something Salted and Twisted Air Date: 29 November 2005 02:00 -

Charlie helps Alan cope with his lifelong obsession to get women's approval.

S03E11 - Santa's Village of the Damned Air Date: 20 December 2005 02:00 -

Alan dates a Martha Stewart-like woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

S03E12 - That Special Tug Air Date: 10 January 2006 02:00 -

Alan's emotional breakdown sends Charlie into therapy.

S03E13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium Air Date: 24 January 2006 02:00 -

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

S03E14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded Air Date: 07 February 2006 02:00 -

Charlie plans the ultimate romantic evening with Mia, and Alan dates a much younger woman.

S03E15 - My Tongue Is Meat Air Date: 28 February 2006 02:00 -

Charlie's lifestyle causes tension with Mia.

S03E16 - Ergo, the Booty Call Air Date: 07 March 2006 02:00 -

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

S03E17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser Air Date: 14 March 2006 02:00 -

Charlie is nominated for an advertising award against his arch nemesis who always wins.

S03E18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler Air Date: 21 March 2006 02:00 -

Alan becomes financially strapped when he starts paying his young girlfriend's bills.

S03E19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin Air Date: 11 April 2006 01:00 -

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

S03E20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro Air Date: 25 April 2006 01:00 -

Charlie is sleeping with Kandi's mother as Alan tries to win Kandi back.

S03E21 - And the Plot Moistens Air Date: 02 May 2006 01:00 -

Alan finds he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

S03E22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie Air Date: 09 May 2006 01:00 -

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

S03E23 - Arguments for the Quickie Air Date: 16 May 2006 01:00 -

Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Mia, comes back in town with an unexpected request, which Charlie follows with an unexpected question of his own.

S03E24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Air Date: 23 May 2006 01:00 -

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding.

Two and a Half Men Actors

Marin Hinkle(Judith)

April Bowlby(Kandi)

Amber Tamblyn(Jenny)

Melanie Lynskey(Rose)

Jon Cryer(Alan Harper)

Charlie Sheen(Charlie Harper)

Ashton Kutcher(Walden Schmidt)

Angus T. Jones(Jake Harper)

Conchata Ferrell(Berta)

Jennifer Taylor(Chelsea)

Holland Taylor(Evelyn Harper)

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