By the time you are done reading this sentence your right eye will have secretly murdered your left eye, right under your nose.

Die once, shame on you. Die once every three seconds, shame on us all.

Sinead crashes Laurie's lunch on a mission to impress, and pitches an idea for the nativity play. Ste plays nice with Yazz, but secretly seeks revenge, and Mandy finally tells Darren the truth about the baby.

Debbie prepares for the future. Bernice's anger bubbles over. Kerry and Dan receive a shock.

GRAMMY® Award-winning singer Gwen Stefani discusses her new album, You Make It Feel Like Christmas, and performs "You Make It Feel Like Christmas" and "Walking in a Winter Wonderland."

Norrköping in Sweden is the location for the competition to decide who will take the Scandinavian title. Among the hotly tipped are Martin 'the strongest cop in the world' Forsmark as well as 4-time WSM champion Žydrunas Savickas of Lithuania.

Kate finds a new man for her plan. Evelyn's dogged persistence finally pays off. Johnny's favour for Liz triggers Jenny's paranoia.

Panorama investigates the impact the High Speed 2 rail scheme is having and what the final cost of the project could be.

It's Christmas Day and Richard and Adam help a family who tragically face the loss of a loved one, while Dan and Becky are called out to a baby with a worryingly high temperature.

The Slaters grow concerned about Hayley, leaving Alfie on-edge. Ian steps up to the plate. Stacey makes a worrying discovery.

Jenny walks out after a furious row with Johnny. Evelyn, Roy and Tyrone attempt to liberate Cerberus. Rana confronts Kate about their future.

In the second round stage of the competition for students, two more teams do battle to reach the quarter-finals. Jeremy Paxman asks the questions.

The WW2 Treasure Hunters are in Cambridgeshire on the former airbase of the Pathfinders Force - the elite flying team whose WW2 exploits were kept top secret.

The crew stand-off with a Russian warship over Syria, and young sailor Danny tries for his first promotion, but chef Liam gets in trouble for drinking and might lose shore leave privileges.

Neil Oliver reveals how the clans plotted against Mary Stewart, Queen of Scots, ultimately leading to the beheading of the most charismatic queen in Scottish history. The tale turns on a brother's plot to overthrow his sister in a ruthless bid for power. James Stewart, Earl of Moray, uses clan power to first control and then rid Scotland of his sister Mary. As she battles conspiracies, plots and counterplots, Mary is trapped in the cruel and tumultuous world of clan blood feuds. After they murder her husband Lord Darnley and Mary flees into the arms of the Earl of Bothwell, the most ruthless of Scotland's clan chiefs, civil war breaks out. Mary escapes to England, never to return again.

Aleks has fallen from her loft; as her husband arrives at the hospital, doctors are still unsure whether she's suffered permanent brain damage. Meanwhile, Ky has been knocked off her motorbike.

It's the end of Kurupt FM and as Grindah bids farewell to Brentford, Beats has planned a final send off before his big move. Chabuddy starts up a new business venture.

Helicopter pilot Paul, who's 59 and is also a cross-dresser, is embarking on his first ever date dressed in women's clothing. He hopes that his date, 51-year-old Sydney, can see that underneath he is 'just a normal bloke'. Bianca, who's 31, has been leading a double life. By day she's a glamourous make-up artist, and by night she's a hard-working mum of five. Can white van man and fellow single parent Daniel squeeze into her busy schedule? Bianca is won over by Daniel's cheekiness but how will she feel about splitting the bill? Blonde bombshell Hannah is a passionate cosplayer, inspired by sexy, confident female comic book characters. She's keen to find a fellow geek to take home to Mum, and couldn't be more excited when her date, Dan, reveals that he is a Lego designer. These two sexy geeks bond over everything from video games to school insecurities. Will Dan's schoolboy dreams come true when Hannah reveals that she spends her weekends dressed as sexy superheroes?

The extended version of the long-running topical news quiz. Team captains Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Gary Lineker and panellists Tom Allen and Ayesha Hazarika.